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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Books
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Binding: Audio CD
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
EAN: 9780743573641
Edition: Unabridged
Format: Audiobook, Unabridged
ISBN: 0743573641
Label: Simon & Schuster Audio
Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster Audio
Number Of Items: 6
Publication Date: April 22, 2008
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Studio: Simon & Schuster Audio




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Product Description:
In My Horizontal Life, actress and stand-up comedian Chelsea Handler boldly recounted her one-night stands-the good, the bad, and the disastrous. In this wickedly honest new work, she casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date--including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo.

Whether it's a vacation with her dad during which he tells airline staff they're a honeymoon couple in order to get an upgrade, or her elaborate attempts to convince her third-grade classmates that she's starring in a Private Benjamin sequel, Chelsea lets it rip in these relentlessly entertaining essays. Displaying the candor and irresistible turn of phrase that have earned her a recurring stint as a correspondent on The Tonight Show as well as her own E! series, Chelsea Lately, this deliciously skewed collection is a guilty pleasure.



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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
If you want to laugh out loud, read this!!! Loved it!!! Chelsea Handler is hilarious!! If you appreciate blunt honesty and Chelsea's comedy you won't be disappointed. My friends are passing this book around and it's made some new fans for Chelsea who now are watching her evening show on television. Thanks Chelsea!! Can't wait for the next one!



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - This chick cracks me up!
If you wanna laugh this is definately the book for you. I was laughing out loud through pretty much the whole thing. Chelsea Handler has a twisted sense of humor and I love it.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - A Birthday Surprise OR I Don't Like To Read...
I ran across this book a couple of months ago in an airport bookstore on a business trip. At the time I couldn't get the book, but I knew it would be PERFECT for a friend of mine. I made note of it and went on my way. I purchased the book a few days before my friend's birthday and accidentally dropped a hint that I bought a book for her. She immediately went into her usual rant of, "WHY did you get me a BOOK?! UGGHH!" You see, she is NOT a reader. Anytime I mention a book I am reading about ... Read More



Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Fun Book to read
This is my first review! I am on chapter 6 and just want to say that this is a fun book to read



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - Hilarious
So I was taking a 13hour flight to Australia, and decided I'd pick up some reading material. I love Chelsea on "girls behaving badly" and so I bought her book. After I paid, I noticed that I had spent $26 dollars on it - the most I'd paid for a book up to this point was 7.99. I thought about turning around and returning it, but I didn't. And I am soo glad! I was literally laughing until I was crying in the airport. everyone was staring at me doubled over with giggles. The guy next to me asked me ... Read More





 

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